5 Things your Nigerian Friend would do after coming from a party -Owambe – that would PISS you off.

We all have this special breed of people in our lives and who knows sef you might even be reading this post knowing you are one of them.

I see you!

I fell victim to one of this friends and I just had to share, these are the 5 things your Nigerian friend would do after coming back from a party, that will…

PISS YOU OFF.

  1. TELL YOU ABOUT THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF FOOD THAT WERE AVAILABLE AND HOW MUCH THEY ATE.

And God is the only one that can forgive that friend, because he is the only one that knows that you haven’t eaten yet.

Also that you have been planning on eating JUST Indomie for like 5 hours now.

E be like say something they worry this one sha

 

    1. STARTS TO GIVE YOU GIST ABOUT PEOPLE YOU DON’T KNOW.

 Erhmmmmmmm….Okay Continue.

  1. KEEPS ON REPEATING IN-BETWEEN HER GIST …

“BUT AH…THE PART WAS FUN AND WONDERFUL, YOU SHOULD HAVE COME FOR THE PARTY O

YOU SHOULD HAVE COME, WHY DIDN’T YOU EVEN COME FOR THE PARTY? ANYWAY, THE PARTY WAS AWESOME, I WISH YOU CAME SHA, YOU SHOULD HAVE COME…”

 

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                   LOOK HERE….you know what? Forget it!

 

  1. KEEPS ON TELLING YOU…

“I AM STILL GOING TO USE THE TOILET TODAY EHN, WHAT I ATE OO…

AH…I SHA HOPE THE TOILET IS CLEAN, IS THE TOILET CLEAN?

WOW!…BECAUSE I AM REALLY GOING TO DEAL WITH IT, I JUST HOPE THE TOILET IS OKAY”

 

  1. ROUNDS EVERYTHING OFF BY GIVING EXCUSES…

”I wasn’t able to bring the pounded yam for you o, there was no nylon”.

“I wasn’t able to pack the meats and chicken, they were too oily I didn’t want to stain my bag”

“I wasn’t able to pack the Jollof rice o, there was no take-away pack then”

“When I finally found take-away pack o, it could not enter my handbag”

“Even the drinks finished, I had to buy La-Casera for you on the road” sorry ehn.

BUT I BROUGHT CAKE FOR YOU O.

ME IN MY MIND: “You have got to be spooning, Knifeing, cutlerying Kidding me right now…Only cake”

ME OUTSIDE MY MIND, SAYING TO HER: “Oh how nice of you…Thank you for the cake o”

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SILLY NIGERIAN PARTY FRIEND SAYING: “Oh, no problem, no problem…I think I should even go and use the toilet now”

ME BACK IN MY MIND AGAIN: Arghhhh…

 

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Author: Tolu

6 thoughts on “5 Things your Nigerian Friend would do after coming from a party -Owambe – that would PISS you off.

  1. Hmm. This one that you brought up this topic after Sunday(hope the door doesn’t get spoilt)😂😂😂. It’s kind of true.

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